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"Just released a fart that sounded like the beginning of 21 Questions by 50 Cent" @M_uckley

 

-I know an actual living and breathing human person who truly believes he is both the reincarnation of Kurt Cobain and the love child of Gene Simmons

-When I was growing up the only thing to do for fun in my town was to smoke weed behind town hall or go tear it up at Jordan's Furniture

-I desperately want to be a hat person but it is not my destiny in this life

-The word "grody" makes me extremely nostalgic

-Janelle Monae's gorgeous face always makes me sweat anxiously without fail

-Iā€™m a little lad who likes berries and cream